My body's full of sunshine,
Broken parts mended,
Running smoothly like a brand new car.

My eyes are open,
My mind is silver,
And my heart is gold.

Tags:
poems | poetry

I had a dream last night, that I re-walked a charity walk that I did back in September, but this time I started too late in the day, and it got dark, and all the people at the checkpoints had gone home, and they'd removed all the signposts, so I didn't know where I was going and I got lost.

Then, afterwards, I was in the toilet trying to go for a wee, and loads of people from the walk came in too (mostly women), and I couldn't get the wee in the pan, I just kept spraying it everywhere and it was neverending.

I think it was just that I was needing a wee whilst I was asleep, because I needed one when I woke up. I think I get crazy dreams when I need a wee.

Tags:
dreams | dreaming | dream | dreamy-dream | urinating | wee | charity | walking | rambling

I said "I dreamt of you last night,
And it was like so real,
I couldn't believe it was a dream,
And when I woke up,
Just for a split second
My entire world fell apart;
But then I suddenly realised,
It didn't matter anyway,
Because I have all the love I need
Right here in my own heart,
And I can't spend my life
Waiting for a star to fall,
When I have a bigger one
Shining much brighter
Right here inside me."

She looked at me and smiled,
Turned away,
And everything went into slow-motion,
As we stumbled in the corridors of our minds;
A new adventure,
Forwards and upwards,
Inwards and outwards and over and out;
But in my mind we were dancing like angels,
And I smiled to myself,
Because it didn't matter anyway.

Technorati tags:
poetry | love | dreams

Ever heard Underworld? Well, if not, I suggest checking
them out, or at least reading some of their lyrics, because some of it
is the most insane stuff ever.

They're probably most well-know for the song Born Slippy, which was the
theme to the 1996 British film Trainspotting (starring the now-famous
Ewan McGreggor), the main part of which went:

I just come out of the ship
Talking to the most
Blonde I ever met
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting...
Lager lager lager
Shouting
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do

However, probably more insane than that, is a less-well-known track
called Pearls Girl, which goes:

rioja rioja
reverend al green
deep blue morocco
the water on stone
the water on concrete
the water on sand
the water on fire smoke
the wind the salt the bride boat coming
dave in the water
old man einstein on top of his house
white deep blue
andalusia red yellow red yellow black car
red light far black place walls
blue chair morocco
hamburg paris
the pieces of the puzzle are waiting
the water of the dark boats
gliding the bride boats
gone out to sea
and dave is floating
dave is floating
and old man einstein crazy in his attic

white room
sun room
shadow room
night transmitting cars
across the room
these things sent to dance
across the room
eye watching from your bed
returning to you
rioja rioja
reverend al green
deep blue morocco
the water on stone
the water on concrete
the water on sand
the water on fire smoke
the wind the salt the bride boat coming
dave in the water
old man einstein on top of his house
white deep blue
andalusia red yellow red yellow black car
red light far black place walls
blue chair morocco
hamburg paris
the pieces of the puzzle are waiting
the water of the dark boats
gliding the bride boats
gone out to sea
and dave is floating
dave is floating
and old man einstein crazy in his attic

Or the song Juanita which declares "homeless trees gathering
outside your window".

What can it all mean?

Anyway, more about Underworld can be found here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underworld_(band)

Technorati tags:
underworld | lyrics

We've reheased this many times before
But still I get it wrong
And still you get it right
But still you get me wrong
But maybe in this moment
It's perfect and that's all that matters

I'm too old for you and you're taken
You're too young but I'm taken
To another place
Everytime you smile
And everytime I make you laugh
It's like the world's been made again

Everytime we talk
I can't help but grin
And Everytime we laugh
It's awkward
It's embarrassing
It's inappropriate
But it's fun
And it's funny
Because I don't dream you're mine
I don't really want you
It's just fun when we flirt
Because you're cute when you laugh

Technorati tags:
poetry | poems | flirt | flirting

Oh old house on the hill
Such colour
Surrounded by trees
Surrounded by hill
Surrounded by sky
Surrounded by me

Red bricks
Old windows
Pale colours
Stillness
Perfect

tags: poetry, sunshine, view

Old men
Grey jumpers
Grey thoughts
Quiet room
Pleasant
Oh happy day

Oh how I wish I was like you
Interested in boring things
Moving slowly
Reading your life away

Oh old man
Look at you in your old jumper
Writing with a pencil
About the war
And what happened to your old house
The one your were born in

Microfiche silence
Microfiche stillness
Microfiche joy

At least I have this to look forward to
Or maybe something better

tags: poetry, old, men, old men, microfiche

You have the beard
You have the computer
You have the parents
You have the nose
You have the protection
You have the warmth
You have the window
You have everything
Except everything
And you probably know it

tags: poetry, nose

Oh calming voice
You draw me in
Gently
Like a sea of blankets
Warm and comfortable
Like an orgasm in my ears

I want to stay there forever
Until the world disappears

Oh calm man
You make my soul sing
Like an angel in the sky

tags: poetry, calm

Keri
I want to do it to you while your friend watches
Keri
I want to do it to your friend while you laugh
And we'll laugh
We'll all laugh
And I'll be your stud
And you'll be my playthings
And I'll be your plaything
And we'll have fun
And we'll tell the world
We'll shout it to the whole world
That both your boyfriends are evil

Tags: poetry, sex

Freddie is having trouble with his Lithium. It's sending him crazy!

It's entertaining to us, even if it's a nightmare for him!

tag: lithium

I've got dry thighs. This seams to happen to me ever winter, the cold air makes my skin dry, and the worst to suffer are my inner thighs, which get very dry and sore, like a big sore red rashy thing. Does anyone else ever get this?

tags: skin, dry skin, winter, cold

I'm me
But you judge
And you lie
And you're fake
And you f***
With peoples heads
Like plastercine
And pencils
Prodding and breaking
And forced and confused
And I'm misunderstood when I'm around you

tags: poetry, bitch

I'm not a girl
I'm not a boy
But I can be
Your little toy
Your androgyne
So clean
So smooth
So soft
Spin me round
I'm yours today
Come on let's play
Come on
You know you want me

Tags: androgyne, androgynous, poetry

I went onto Dogpile and took a look at what people are searching for...

how to build a boat out of cement?
i want to cum
create a virtual person
cat with tuffed ears
bondage bishop
"giant" pump
semen alergy
breastfeeding grown men
fart sniffing
public pants wetting

An anagram of Isabelle Dinoire is:
Billionaire Seed

An anagram of Valentines Day is:
Deviantly Sane

All these minutes,
All these moments,
Just for now,
Lost in time.
They're not yours,
But they're not mine,
And if we pause
Just for a while,
To see the meanings
In every smile,
It makes no difference
To where we go,
What we do
Or what we know.
In the end
We all just shine,
In fleeting moments
Of yours and mine...

Whore me up,
Whore me down,
Whore me upside-down,
Whore me around and around.

Whore me up,
Whore me down,
You're my slave,
And I'm your clown.

Whore me in,
Whore me out,
Watch me as I scream and shout.

You whore me in
And you whore me out.
I bring it in,
I've stored it up
Just for you.

Twist and turn.
I never learn
That you're not really mine until the end of time...

I really got so high today,
Laughed so hard I nearly burst.
Tickled pink beyond insanity,
Was it bliss or was it agony?

I think I nearly died today,
Flatlined, buckled stomach muscles,
Pleasure, pain, my body tripped,
It's like the universe eclipsed itself.

Laughter is the greatest drug,
I nearly overdosed times seven.
Give me more, I am addicted,
This must be what it's like in Heaven