Another Gas Update
Published Friday, November 20, 2009 by Marcus | E-mail this post
I'm sorry to tell you that I have in fact died, and I'm now floating around in heaven looking down on you all. You all look very beautiful, especially you. Yes you (YOU).
No, just kidding, I haven't died, and you're all ugly. Apart from you (YOU).
The Gas Expert Man has said "Your house is in the clear, you can stop worrying now and go about your business again..."
He says the gas appears to be coming from the pavement in front of our next-door neighbour's house, and they're actually going to dig up that bit. Shit, Sue's going to have a shock when she gets home from work!