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One of the Funniest Things Someone Said to Me Recently

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One of the funniest things someone said to me recently, as we were
driving through Bristol, was:

"I really like Bristol, I think I'd really like to live here. There's so
many hot women. I think if I lived here I'd end up with every STD going.
I'd probably end up with AIDS of the face or something."

I laughed so much I almost crashed.

Another one was:

"Hey, let's ask that old man for directions. That man with the face like
a Cornish Pasty. Go on, go up to him and say 'Excuse me, but you've got
a face like a Cornish Pasty'".


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