Darren, Graham & Bernie
Published Wednesday, May 13, 2009 by Marcus | E-mail this post
They're all bastards, they said.
Everyone is bastards, they said.
We hate everyone.
Everyone is rubbish except us.
It's a good job I don't take them too seriously,
I tell you, you've got to laugh.
We need some women, they said.
Yes, I said.
We'll have have to go and find some,
put them all in a lorry,
take them out to the middle of nowhere
and then rape them*. I tell you,
it's a good job they know not to take me too seriously as well.
I mean,
you can't just go saying these kinds of
ridiculously absurd
things
to just anyone.
...
Important Note:
* I'm not a rapist. I just thought I should make that clear.